Finally scanned #baizhu - did this piece at @momocon - I waited three years for this man and he's worth it. Though I do wish they had kept his original looser pants.
Also dammit tumblr use hashtags like every other platform
@genshinimpact #genshinimpact #genshinimpactfanart #genshinimpactbaizhu #hoyoverse #hoyocreators #dendro #green @copic_official @copic_official_us #copicsketch #copicmarkers #snake #whitesnake
Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes don’t go feral like in the book. It’s almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and not a treaty on the nature of humanity.
there’s a timeskip
THERE’S A TIMESKIP
THERE’S A TIMESKIP
after losing control of the signal fire there’s a FUCKING TIMESKIP and when the next chapter starts everyone’s hair is several inches longer and their clothes have rotted to shreds and they’re still just kind of chilling!!!!
AND then when they DO turn on each other it is because
THERE’S AN UNSPECIFIED WORLD WAR HAPPENING
AND A PILOT’S CORPSE CRASH LANDS ON THE ISLAND POST-DOGFIGHT AND THE CHILDREN MISTAKE THE PARACHUTE FOR A MONSTER AND SPIRAL INTO PARANOIA
HURR DURR IN THE REAL WORLD IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN LIKE IN LORD OF THE FLIES -
#tbf the dude wrote it to be a dick
yes. yes he did. i’m also gonna direct you to the real life ‘lord of the flies’ which occured in the 1960s, when six tongan schoolboys got stranded on a desert island for over a year before being rescued by an australian fisherman (who, it should be noted, later took on all six as crewmembers because the reason they were out in the first place was because they wanted to see the world, and named his ship the Ata after the island they were stranded on). nobody died. the only injuries that occurred were accidental, and when one of the boys broke his leg falling down a cliff, the others braced it and looked after him so well that it healed perfectly. if they argued, then they would literally go to opposite sides of the island until they’d cooled off. after leaving the island, they remained friends for the rest of their lives. here’s a photo of them as adults, with their rescuer (who is third from the left) and other members of his crew.
i read about this in rutger bregman’s human kind, a book i cannot recommend highly enough, but if you don’t want to go and read a whole book about the inherent goodness of humanity (which again, you really should) then the relevant excerpt can be found here.
ACTUAL archaeological mysteries
* How do tarps go missing between field seasons?
* Why do I not have as much success with grants as others?
* How did we lose a datum? It's a frickin concrete cylinder in the ground!
* Can you read this person's field notes? Because I can't.
* Is this a bone or a rock?
* Which Munsell number is closest to this layer?
* Is this a sherd or a very convincing rock?
* We've had weeks to excavate. Why are we always rushing on the last few days?
* Was that previously recorded artifact scatter plowed to oblivion?
* Why do we either have too many plum bobs or none at all?
* Just figuring out local declination
* Why has no one bothered to actually excavate the context they are discussing/theorizing about?
* Why does the public keep thinking I look for gold or dinosaur bones?
